It's the best day ever!

Today is Tuesday. Apparently everything bad happens on a Tuesday. But that was quite the opposite for THIS GIRL! *points thumbs at herself* Today was a great day, to be quite honest. Like always, there were many many funny events that occurred today! When you read all of the funny and hilarious things that happened today, you will have to ice your tummy for awhile because your tummy is going to hurt!
First off, in science Mr.Gillham was explaining to us an experiment about when you put a Pepsi can on a hot surface thing and put water in it and boil the water. Once the water is boiled you pick it up with tongs and out it in cold water and it apparently crushes. Which, of course, did NOT happen when he did it. We were like "You did that little dent with the tongs!" So, he did it again and it actually crushed this time. But he seemed as if he was 5 years old when we said he did the dent with the tongs cause he got really offensive.

Second event of the day. We were in English, with Mrs.Chandler, and we were presenting our projects on the French Revolution. So, everyone goes and does well of course. And then, we talk about France's national anthem which none of us could think of how it went. Ben bust's out into the tune of England's anthem and says "France, France, France, France, FRANCE, France, France.." Everybody started laughing so loud! Then Mrs.Chandler looks a Ben and says "..No...Ben" Her face was so funny! It was the kind of face your mom and dad give you when you say something really dumb and stupid. Yeah, you know that face!

 Third event of this fantastic day, we were in Bible, which is where some of the funniest things come from. Just FYI. We are starting to take notes on Daniel, and Mr.Johnson walks up to the board to start writing the notes on the board. He gets to this one note and it reads "Who is what God is?". Apparently that's what one of the guys that went with Daniel to Neb, his name means that. He was very much confused and just didn't know what to say to it. He looks at what he wrote, looked at the paper, looked back at the board, and turned to us saying "WHY IS LIFEWAY SO DUMB?!? IS THIS EVEN ENGLISH? "Who is what God is?" WELL, YOU IS STUPID!" Ha ha ha. This man is my favorite teacher, by far! We all busted out in laughter. It's so true, because this whole year Lifeway has made issues like this in some of the weirdest ways. Not going to get into that. Just not today.  Later on in the class Mr.Johnson was writing about Shadrak, and his name means Shak-Earth goddess. So he says "Hey, next time y'all see Shaq, tell him his name means earth goddess...he will kill you." We look at him and our faces read "Yeah, cause we see Shaq everyday. And we talk to him all the time! And wait...do you want us to die?!" This man, yeah Mr.Johnson, he's one of the funniest guys I know!



I mean do you see this man ^. He has HUGE muscles and has tattoo's!!



Oh, and in the hall today, my friend Joseph gave me a ketchup packet that was completely different then I have ever seen in my life! It's now at Chickfila! You got to check it out! Its in an thing where you can dip or squeeze and it has 3x  the ketchup in it. Greatest thing Heinz has done. Well, it took them awhile. :]

As you can tell, I had an amazing day!! Hopefully, tomorrow will be the same. As I'm just dancing through life.

 

DIP&SQUEEZE KETCHUP=BEST IDEA EVER!